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7 Most Inappropriate Products for Kids

The Huffington Post offers it’s suggestions for the worst kids’ products available right now.

Pole Dancing Doll

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Because dancing on poles is adorable.

Shave The Baby

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Is this really how they want kids to learn about pubic hair?

Kid’s Nipple Tassel T-Shirt

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(for more inappropriate kids’ shirts, see Terrible T’s)

Breast-Feeding Doll

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For the prepubescent girls who just can’t wait to breast feed.

Baby Stilettos

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Because all girls should be obsessed with shoes, even if they can’t walk yet.

Stuffed STDs

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Nothing quite like snuggling up to Chlamydia during nap time.

Toy Tattoo Gun

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Because it’s a habit you need to develop early.

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Thanks to Michelle from California for this article!

“The 7 Most Inappropriate Products For Children” (Alex Leo) The Huffington Post. September 14, 2009

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2 Responses to “7 Most Inappropriate Products for Kids”

Michael Schatz Says:

October 15th, 2009 at 10:34 PM
WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE THINGS? Seriously I haven’t seen any of these toys n my local stores so I am not terribly worried. Also I have faith in parents to NOT BUY anything CLOSE to toys like these.

…but then again Tramp Stamp Barbie seems to be getting around.

Whose idea was it for these things? They should be shot.
LM Says:

November 22nd, 2009 at 3:01 PM
The stuffed STDs is from the company GIANTmicrobes and they also sell other stuffed microbes such as H1N1, gangrene, toxoplasmosis, yeast, etc.

The company and its products aren’t geared for children. Yes, they may be plushies, but they are not for children.